Butt Glue....Oh and Boobs.

No....you read it right.  Butt glue!  This was a whole new experience for me!  This last weekend, I volunteered at a Galaxy Beauty Pageant and had a blast doing it.  Until I realized one of the tasks I would have would be the butt glue guru!

For those who don't know what butt glue is, it's a tacky substance that's in a roll-on "deodarant" type stick.  You (as you might have guessed) roll it on your tush where the edge of your bathing suit goes and it adheres to the material so your bathing suit doesn't crawl up while you're walking around in your heels on stage!  Enter Erin....."Next." Each girl hands me her own stick of butt glue and I get to (yay!) pull their bathing suit bottoms up and (YES!) roll it on.  Then a little pat, pat, pat to keep it in place.  "Good luck, honey," and they're off!  They thought it was pretty funny when I looked at one of them and said, "You know, if I had a boyfriend, he'd be jealous right now!" 

By the way, butt glue also works on keeping your boobs in place in a dress, too!  (Bet you didn't know that.)  I haven't manhandled that many pairs of boobs or butts since....well I've NEVER manhandled that many boobs or butts!

So, there you go.  Butt glue.